{"product_id":"corp-borg","title":"Corp Borg","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"196\" data-end=\"321\"\u003eYou thought your job was bad. It is—but now it’s also haunted, cursed, and actively trying to kill you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"323\" data-end=\"597\"\u003eCorp Borg is a rules-light, standalone RPG that takes the grim chaos of Mörk Borg and drops it straight into the corporate world. The result? An office-crawl experience where your coworkers are mindless, your managers are bloodthirsty, and HR is… best not to think about HR.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"599\" data-end=\"836\"\u003eYou’ll play as one of several unfortunate employees—Salesman, Engineer, Designer, and more—armed with whatever you can find around the office. Paper cutters, keyboards, coffee mugs… all perfectly reasonable tools when the demons show up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"838\" data-end=\"1215\"\u003eInside, you’ll find everything you need to run the game: classes, enemies, twisted corporations to take down, and a pile of random tables to keep things unpredictable. From conspiracy theories to demon creation to a countdown of increasingly stressful urgent emails, it captures that very specific flavor of “everything is spiraling and it’s somehow still your responsibility.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1217\" data-end=\"1274\"\u003eIt’s bleak, absurd, and a little too relatable in places.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1276\" data-end=\"1390\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003ePerfect for groups who enjoy dark humor, chaotic storytelling, and finally doing something about upper management.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bards \u0026 Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53043044319551,"sku":"HEL1000","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0932\/1811\/1807\/files\/Corp_00.jpg?v=1779348070","url":"https:\/\/sophiestreasures.com\/products\/corp-borg","provider":"Sophies Timeless Treasures","version":"1.0","type":"link"}