Gert Goes Hollywood! That’s right, Gert’s life is getting turned into a movie! The I HATE FAIRYLAND movie! That has a ring to it, doesn’t it? Speaking of RING…give me a RING if you want to turn I HATE FAIRYLAND into a movie like I do in this issue. Art imitating life and life imitating art and imitation is the highest form of flattery and will you please give me money to make the movie already? Thanks.

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